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We're trying to use data catalogs for governance and discovery, but they fall short.
“Unity catalog is only a tech dictionary, its not a data catalog and the semantic /ontology roadmap is only for tech guys. If you need a dictionary ok, if you need a governance layer datahub, openmetadata or actian/atlan.”
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Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
Independent complaints cluster into one recurring pain with quotes from the threads they came from.
“We lose an afternoon every week to this and support keeps telling us it works as intended.”
Several unrelated accounts describe the same failure in the same order of steps.
“I built a script to patch it, but it breaks whenever they change the field names.”
The workaround costs hours a week and depends on a person remembering it.
“Nobody on the team can explain why it only fails for some of our records.”
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